These are the kind of late-night phone calls that make me smile...
Mommy: "Hi Rob. Sorry to call you so late, but my motherly instinct has been bothering me for the last three days and I have to ask you something."
Me: (now concerned) "Why, what is it?"
Mommy: "Did you go back to the casino and lose all your money?"
Me: (relieved) "Are you serious? Is that why you called me? Do you think I'm a gambler or something?"
Mommy: (laughing) "No."
Me: "I told you I didn't want to leave that night. That's when I had the luck. Doesn't mean I was going to go back. It's over now."
Mommy: "Yeah, I understand. Anyway, that's all I wanted to know. I'll be able to sleep now."
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